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This year I have sent my two kids, 4 and 3 to New york, London, Rome and Paris !!! Not on their own of course…I’m not that Free-Range of a parent. They had a fabulous 8 year old Tour Guide!
pick a print that compliments your hair and eyes. My hair and my eyes? I was thinking more my ass and my thighs!
I smile a week ass smile as I turn around to put my items on the counter to pay and…
I did not get up early to watch the Royal Wedding, I arrived fashionably late at around 7 am, I am a Deeva after all. Continue reading
12) I HATE when I don’t get my period.
So I am just not cut out for this show, my lips are to thin, my boobs to saggy, my IQ to high and my hem line to low. A las, there goes my 15 minutes of fame.
I say…OH WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT, love is expensive and tiring as hell. It has made my boobs sag and my ass widen. My hair has changed from brown to grey, and then to blonde. A scientific annomoly so I hear.