Another week, more hearts to break.

But that’s the way the champagne cork flies in the world of The Bachelor, which is turning out to be ridiculously addictive yet again this season.

I figured Sean Lowe would make a ho-hum leading man, but it turns out he’s got a wild sense of humour and a sick set of abs — enough to keep me and millions of other women watching.

Speaking of women, what do you think of the 16 Sean has kept around for Week 3 (a.k.a. Monday’s episode)? For me, they fall into three categories:

Mean girls who will stick around to generate ratings: Amanda, Tierra, Kristy

Actual contenders: Desiree, Lesley M., Selma, Daniella, AshLee

He’s just not that into them: Kacie B., Leslie H.,Catherine, Lindsay, Jackie, Taryn, Sarah, Robyn

I guess time will tell who Sean really does have connections with, but Desiree and Selma are certainly up there right now.

Coming up on Monday: Lesley M. and Sean try to break the record for the world’s longest on-screen kiss, a group date consists of a sweaty beach volleyball match, AshLee and Sean hit up an amusement park, Sean and some girls watch a private concert with the Eli Young Band (who?), and we’ll finally see that oh-so-dramatic (and incredibly suspicious) tumble down the stairs they’ve been previewing since the first week. I smell a faker. But we shall see …